Since Dodger discovered some tricks to doing hair, he decided to take on something absurdly hairy. And here you have it, the ever famous E.T!

Wait, no, its ALF! Had you going! E.T. doesn't have hair! HAAA! I KILL ME!

Everyone's favourite sarcastic, slovenly writer trapped on Earth in a suburban household, and a show ending arguably more traumatic than Game of Thrones*.

*Because, admit it, you actually LIKED Alf, unlike most of those bastards in Westeros, and that shit was nearly as depressing as when Artax sunk into the swamp in the Neverending Story. I mean... shit, he was about to finally go home to his family, and then he's just captured and that's the bloody end? WTF?! Noooo!